I am an asian man lover. Ok, asian and mexican. Exclusively. My motto: I like them asian and darker. Yes, I like the black man or two. But mainly I stick with hotties like Bi/Rain and the guy from Pasion De Gavillanes.
But for those white men who pursue me hopelessly, there is a new light on the horizon. For years I have been breaking heart after heart. I get asked out on average 2 times a week. This month alone Yosef, Derek, Joel, Joe, and a few others have proffessed their love for me and asked me out.
With each I ignored their oncomings, I really really dont like white guys. Even Yosef who is not white is too pale for me. I always thought it was lowering my standards. And then
I went to Tombstone
Actually it started with 3:10 to Yuma.
Sure there are not many men as hot as KangTa. Siwon, DongWan, all them. That is until I realized how hot Christian Bale is in a duster, hat, gloves, and facial hair.
This qoute from a “Life in 1881 Tombstone AZ” says it all
“Have you ever noticed how actors strut around when they are doing western movies or television. Let’s face it, the Earp era in Tombstone was smack dab in the middle of some of history’s hottest-looking men’s fashions. Men look incredible in those clothes. Like Garrison Keillor’s opening of A Prairie Home Companion, the women were strong, the men were good looking, and – well, we don’t know much at all about the children. Nothing looks better on a man than those long dusters with a cowboy hat. With just a few touches here and there along with the advent of modern day underwear, men’s fashion has changed very little since that era. “
Yes yes and yes again.
There is hope for white men, in fact as I walked down the wooded boards of tombstone, Sunday morning, and two men walked up to me tilted their hats and said “Morning miss” I just about had it, I started giggling, blushing and a variety of other attractive demure things. It was elation, being star struck. WITH A WHITE MAN. (admittedly, I was star struck with my lover of 8 years, my late fiance AJ. But he was unique)
I have never felt that way before to any white man (Ok, besides AJ). No doubt around the hottest asian dudes I am a BIT shy, but I dont turn tail and blush. ( I am a model after all and with that comes unwarranted confidence) Nope.
There you have it. I am already well on my way to purchasing my home in Tombstone. I’m going to marry Christian Bale. But I’m going to own a home in Tombstone. For the weekends.
I love you, dude.
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